"if you were a M*A*S*H character, you'd be Charles Emerson Winchester."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes. And I'd be... B.J. Hunnicutt."
"Huh."
"Wait. No I wouldn't. I'd be... They don't really have one for me."
"Oh, but Charles Winchester is a perfect fit for me."
"Well, no. But there's only one girl! You have more options."
"That's true. But you don't have to be a girl."
"I know. That's why I said B.J.. But we're not really that much alike, beyond him being a family man who likes the color pink. I mean, I'm not that into practical jokes."
"And you're not like Major Margaret."
"Well, actually, I do have a lot in common with Margaret Houlihan. But only in the later seasons. I wouldn't want to identify with her for the Frank Burns years."
"Yeah. The hard-ass--"
"Well. I don't know."
"I mean the officiousness."
"Yeah. And she gets more vulnerabilities as the series goes on. But I don't fit with the whole arc of her character."
"Yeah."
"Wait. There's Nurse Kellye. But I'm really nothing like Nurse Kellye."
She is cute as hell, though:
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